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FOR-JAVLINSKY!.
   From annals has sat down Doghouses.
Misanthropy.
   IT ONLY seems, that the summer and idleness have come. Our local demagogue
Grishka Zajavlinsky, for example, has developed mad activity - was going to
To stand for the Duma. As the owner of the biggest in village jablonevogo a garden,
He, clearly, has decided to fill up with itself(himself) a party "Apple". As
Para-three of old women which it allows to collect fruit drop free of charge in the autumn,
All hands for it will vote. That has called Javlinsky with the offer, and
From shchedrot took it with itself in the Austrian city of Salzburg, that there
To discuss association. Has returned happy and on beer grown plump.
   - This any miracle, Titus! Now I have understood, how it is good in the politician!
We have stopped with Javlinsky in the smartest hotel "Koblenze", on a grief. Air
Alpine, Salzburg below as on a palm, them all these motsarty and saleri,
Exactly midges, below tusujutsja. Grigory Alekseevich has lodged in number,
Where to it the English queen had a rest, and to me distances, there only are easier
Kuchma with Stepashin spent the night. In the evening we go to have supper in restaurant with a kind on
Valley. What exactly fur-trees, I, Titus, have not disassembled - not our way in the menu pisano,
But in a mouth and thawed. And have then submitted to us on "gavane" and on a wine glass
"henessi". Also there were we with the chief speech for the western community to model. To me
Think of all pleasant in a head climb, as supposedly it is good to live! And Javlinsky
Me brakes, speaks, if about we will "well write, a fig to us not
Will break off. It is necessary about to write "badly" so that the West has shuddered and has told: here
On whom in Russia to put it is necessary! And we with it, Titus, such speech nakatali!
You will read - you will not believe: both all is bad, and all - reptiles! And after on a wine glass
"henessi" have waved. Here governor Titov was tightened, we with it of a steel song on
All Alpes to sing, and there and president Nazarbaev from hunting has returned, two
kabanchikov has hit. More shortly, Titus, all ours in those edges with advantage
Have a rest!.
   - Now I will not descend from a political path anywhere, Titus, - stroking
Paunch, the report Zajavlinsky has finished. To me now not only in the straight line Duma
Way, but also to the Kremlin! With Grigory Alekseevichem, certainly. We with it and
The pre-election slogan have composed already at a dawn: "For-Javlinsky!". With one
The parties, as though for it, and with another - and for me too!
   Titus SOVIETOLOGISTS of 12th.
//* an information Source: the Independent newspaper, 6.07.99
//* Reg. Nom. - 1090700055.03-------------------------------------------