MEMORIES OF AUTOMOBILE SEX.
MEMORIES OF AUTOMOBILE SEX.
From an essay cycle of "Memory of memory".
Gennady Vdovin.
Unlike generation of younger brothers and the senior nephews our tribe
avtomobilizirovalos not at once. Almost all have received a driving licence
Rather for twenty, after army, upon termination of university, and even further.
Own cars have appeared also that later. And tiresome delights (or
Charming dokuki?) automobile sex have overtaken us on that threshold
Notorious maturity when floor questions already lose a burning sharpness
Previous years, but a love heat and passion hunting gona at you. Not
That in the countries of far advanced democracy.
According to statistics of cunning Americans, it is hazardous sotsiologizirujushchih all on
Light, in the car occurred and there is almost everyone
The second defloratsija in the USA. The Frenchmen analyzing not in those principles and
Techniques, that shtatovtsy, ascertain every third loss of innocence in
avto. At us in fatherland of inquisitive and ardent youth during times it, except
Entrances, hostels, audiences, smart, cars of the underground, free - minutes
On twenty - rooms in a hostel, storozhek protected objects, masterful
And lifts, were widely open unless parks and squares, and in most
Successful case room keys left in Peter (to Pamir are entrusted, in
Beliberdjaevsk.) the kind friend. "Pneumatic pleasures" (for one
Only this great prosaic find can be highly appreciated the genius of the poet
Brodsky) and delights of an access petting long pleased boys and
The girls who were born between 1953 and 1968 years.
Now, when contemporaries have got car "y, where as more spacious,
Rather than domestic midget cars, it is almost impossible to understand already, how
You managed, lovely ladies, temperamentally to be given not only on back, but
And on forward seats. Especially I will not understand, how it was possible to you,
solnyshki, already through pair minutes to sit side by side, to the right of the lever of transfers, with
Kind nevinnejshim, a make up corrected, in skirts glazhenyh and bluzochkah
For a long time the clasped? About, naive feeling of security which is granted by the tin
Box about four wheels. Only in (izbavi my God!) road accident, accident,
Yes in the interrupted pleasure of the automobile intercourse it becomes obvious
Fragility of tin it skorlupki, illusiveness of all walls and barriers of it
The world in general.
The car long, to the middle 90, was our house. Then we, pining
From the bondage, adored cars for illusion of freedom granted by them, for a Utopia
The independence, up to that moment cultural not comprehended. metaforika
avtomobilizma, poetry of a drive have passed by Russian literature of the XX-th century. Not
Whether therefore, that all "road complaints" and other "birds-three" have been written
With huge safety factor, and replacement of "the slow invalid" with the invariable
Its barrier and tip on the inspector of GAI-motor licensing and inspection department with its eternal staff and
Bribe change nothing in melose travelling lamentatsy?
The unique thoughtful and inspired singer car "and in Russia - Victor
Borisovich Shklovsky. Ecstatic, it is well-known broken into firm paragraphs
In one offer, its hymns to the car and revolution (long before the doctor's
disserov about events of 1917), its theories of the driver as new class promezh
"Intellectual" and "physical" (doprezh all konvergentsionnyh theories), it
Brilliant sotsiofrejdizm (in those days, when a total victory
Psychoanalytic couch it was still far), its erotic car-care centre
Love complaints (up to that moment unsurpassed) - unique
The articulated discourses on the marked subject. Perhaps, all business in
Craft. Shklovsky - the unique professional driver in Russian
To the literature.
All the others - "from the coachman to the first poet" - motorists of a category
"In" from schools DOSAAF sadly deducing something about "new turn", about
"A night song of tyres", about "line п -95". Unless you. Aksenov during times
It VAZ-2102, yes, alas, has rushed to "genre Searches" on the high-speed car
Has not reached, distracting that on a pink iceberg, on envy to poets,
That on etymology of a word "dude", on visions of Venice, on innocent
ubiennogo a dive, on counterfeiters. And Russian fate - a flesh from a flesh
Our literature - even in the most power samples it is not doomed on
Speeds. He has not created anything though a little comparable on
To adrenaline with murovskim "Back on the streets","Easy living"from"Uriah
Heep ", dipaplovskim" Speed king "or glitterovskim" Rock and roll part
(Itself) too ".
The lack of poetics of a drive, naturally, means absence of a subject
Automobile sex in written culture unlike culture oral.
Automobile sex - mifologema about which speech will by all means come in
The companies of two and more drove, accepted on three-four glasses. Here
Here to you will tell and about "minet with surcharge"; and about beaten out by heads
Partners windshields; and about delights of silk linen on the leather
Seats; and how "I have solved once sbombit on Basmannoj, money
Fig, give, I think, though on refuelling I will cut down, and here, I look, costs
That-and-and-and. "; and about advantages of the automobile hatch, in summertime
Giving additional possibilities for realisation most
Freakish imaginations; and about features almost kamasutrovskoj seksotehniki in
"Zaporozhtse" where as everyone knows, the cursor is located behind and, so,
Under a cowl a luggage carrier, and from here - a large quantity of a place for different
Body parts in a forward part of salon; and about small pillows on back seats -
"Oh, it is not necessary, do not tell about conveniences of a family, so often going on
Summer residence "; and about a choice of a place for intention realisation, about squares, parks,
Bridges, gates, about the vigorous activity of firm liked by the Moscow mayor
"Svetoservis", ruthlessly shined capital alleys and deadlocks; and about
Differences of gas shock-absorbers from oil - not in the light of a driving manner, and in
Sense libidoznoj technicians; and about many that else.
Automobile sex is similar to hunting, a policy, fishing, war, football.
It is similar in one, but the most important thing - as fiduciary neslijannogo the positivism union
And mifologemy, physiophilosophy and the epos, dokumentalistiki and romanizma. Here
There is no truth, is equal as there is no also a lie. The legend Here dominates. And consequently it is clear,
That, as any folklore, automobile sex almost does not give in
Historical reflexion. It is possible to guess its genesis only,
Assuming, that though a little mass phenomenon it could become with the beginning
Automobilization, on the one hand, and democratisation of a sexual life - with
Another. As throw, most likely, these are 60th years. So, in background
- It is not so much feats of Stalin falcons, how much experiences cargo shoferni,
Sung Galichem in its shrill "Karaganda". Shklovsky-Shpoljansky
Willingly confirms nerazrabotannost subjects in the first quarter buntashnogo
я я п?п п я п я :.
"The city was the pedestrian. The paragraph. But in him there was a gang. The big black cars
Went along sidewalks silently and close. The paragraph. They chose. The paragraph. Having chosen
The woman, they sufficed it, dragged in the car and took away with all speed,
Which only can give the car when it is mad. The paragraph. Women
Took away for a city and there forced ". Hardly I break the citation on this most
The place threatening by the magnificent period about that "it there were garage children,
Able to repair cars and knowing as iron on a frost "is cold, how
"Speed demands the purpose". I break, that with tediousness of the historian to notice:
Then God gnevili in the country and not in the car. nachitavshis during times it
"Sentimental travel" and other "Zoo, or Letters not about love",
Leaning against own automobile experience, I guess, why forced:
In the country and out of salon. Having left a reflexion concerning point () for
Reasonings on city metaphysics in any other heads, I will be engaged
Point () - that to the full metaphysical circumstance, that
Causes rules of automobile sex and until now.
The car - a being, of course, animated (get it on a frost, not
Having told a tender word; hold on though to somewhere with the scattered
shruzom without kamlany like "well, a paw" and type plots "give, the darling,
Give "; shift e it from a place, having bought new avto and going with it" in
Last way "to the new owner). Besides all other predicates
Humanised the car has including a floor. A floor, notice, female.
Its daily contacts to the driver are quite erotic. Its relations with
Girl-friends of the driver are difficult and inconsistent. As any woman, it not
Likes women basically. However, like the wise wife or tolerant
To the mistress, can suffer, excuse, condescend and any time to look on
Your joys through fingers. But the jealousy in it is saved inevitably. And than
More absolutely the car - in running, in a cursor, in the electrician - that longer it
It is reconciled with yours nepotrebstvami; the car is easier and more primitive, the it is less
terpezhu. So "garage children" the first quarter of the century, dealing
Noncontrollable jets, with whimsical magneto, with worthless spirit, with
Bandage springs, with nizkooktanovym gasoline and so forth, knowingly tabuirovali
The car as a place for joys, fairly being afraid terrible in the refined
Unpredictability of female revenge.
Hardly having written out this supervision of positivistic sociology, at once and
I will warn you, the kind reader: it is impossible, oh it is impossible to put
Popularity of a phenomenon of automobile sex in the relation of a direct progression to
To perfection of engineering. If it indeed so was, today, having found
Injector, forward (instead of that and full) a drive, 95th gasoline, V-shaped
Cursor configuration, disk brakes, ABS, a full electropackage and everyone
Other heating of seats, we would go not so so much, how much shook
Standing on roadsides я я п?я п?car "y. An all not so.
Having gone through splash in 60 - the beginning of 90th years, now automobile sex
Dies out as a genre, as a way to live, as strategy. We will consider, of course, that
The present epoch of primary accumulation of the capital allows to rent apartments,
To subscribe to hotel rooms, not to show in hotels the passport with a stamp
Registry office. However the original reason of crisis - in other. Leaves from
Notorious big sex generation of romanticists, people, once the adoring
salonnye joys, drunkenness on a cowl and revelations at the wheel. From our bedroom,
Our bar and our confessional the car has turned to our office.
At all in vain in cars of coevals mobile phones (service were got!) and
Dictophones (job!).
However, and our women as have actively sat down some years for a wheel. And, can
To become, we can soon quote it Shklovsky, with advantage speaking
Something autoennobled, something going directly from the adjusted valves
Our ardent two-litre motor supplied with an injector, something
15th density flavoured with fresh butter, something unique, as drawing
Ours still holding asphalt, but already shabby and gone through mounting
Protector, something, for example, such-such: "it is pleasant to You"Ispana-sjuiza"?
The paragraph. In vain! Do not give out itself. The paragraph. "Ispana-sjuiza" - the car with long
Course, that is at it the big distance between the bottom and top dead
Point. It is the car vysokooborotnaja, forced, so to say, -
nanjuhavshajasja cocaine. Its motor high and narrow. The paragraph. But a car cowl
The long. The paragraph. Thus, "Ispana-sjuiza" masks the cowl, at
It almost distance arshin between a radiator and the motor. This arshin of lie,
Left for snobs, this arshin of infringement of a design results me in
Fury. The paragraph. Ottochie. It an indecent inclination of a wheel also would have rings in
Ears, be it the person. At yours "Ispana-sjuizy" a radiator not on a place, it
Goes in hook-on cuffs. She will never like you ".
For now, internally shuddering from technics of driving of girlfriends, but being blissfully happy
Because, that it is possible to drink easy and without adventures to reach to the house,
Responsibly I declare: now I for female avtomobilizm, but have lost, in
Any case while, interest to automobile sex. Therefore I devote this
The text not to present autoamazons, not former our girl-friends - to participants
Last joys, and to you, muzhiks, my coevals. To you supplied with wheels and
Deprived of wings. To you, in eternal mjatyh on a back jackets and in eternally wet on
The same place shirts. To you who are not believing in any ABS, but only in braking
Cursor and in "cautious drochenie brakes". To you, with eternally turned on -
podernutymi the right sleeves of jackets. To you, in footwear not on a season, that
To feel pedals; in footwear if not with a characteristic hole on a right heel,
That is exact with an oblique right heel. To you, experts on detours through
Gates, lanes, holes, moving and to masters of all other ways
To "cut off". To you who are not carrying raincoats-coats and any long clothes. To you,
To the doomed habitues of hated stoppers. To you, able to go, instead of
To go for a drive, fulfilling a police turn about twenty years ago somewhere on
Snow-covered stognah Marinoj groves and ice-covered platforms of Southern port.
To you everywhere professing a principle "three D" - that is "give road
To the fool ". To you, fans jeans. To you, always and invariably speaking the friend
To the friend "you" without dependence from an emblem on a cowl and quantities of cubes under
It. To you who have begun game in Cossacks-robbers thirty with superfluous years back in
taganskih court yard, on chertanovskih waste grounds, in sretenskih gates, on
selhozovskih dumps, in razguljajskih deadlocks, on jauzskih quays and on
This time hazardously playing it with representatives of the State traffic inspectorate. To you, not
Carrying gloves and not by hearsay knowing "taste of iron on a frost". To you, in
Shining, zanoshennyh on a bum jackets and rolled on the same seat
Sweaters-jumpers-pullovers (however, a difference between them to you and now
It is unknown). To you, haters of teapots and cars with spetssignalom. To you, in whose
Glove compartment, on a habit, still there is a set of wine-glasses. To you who are not knowing umbrellas.
To you, whose hands - both suntanned left, and a white right hand - desperately try
To keep a wheel of a cart of a life. To you - this almost white, to the ending, a verse, with
Roadsides of 12th kilometre of highway of Enthusiasts, from old "FW", with the help
Not less ancient dictophone, at the eleventh o'clock p.m. on August, 10th this
Year.
//* an information Source: the Independent newspaper, 15.10.99
//* Reg. Nom. - 1091000203.10-------------------------------------------
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